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avatar John Paul

you're William Shatner. you can call me Bill. oh can I call you Captain? No, please? no hahaha sure will you call me Science Officer Cooper? this has gotta stop. I think you know how to make it stop. I think you know how to make it stop. put it there Science Officer Cooper hahaha put it there Science Officer Cooper hahaha oh poor Shatner poor Shatn

avatar Isabella Lewis

Why do people cry at weddings? They're practicing for what's coming later.

avatar Anthony Miller
Leonard. Do you remember what Section 9, Subsection C, Paragraph 5 of the roommate agreement is? *Sigh* No Sheldon. What is it. Section 9, Subsection C, Paragraph 5 states that in the event one of us gets into Super Smash Bros., they are required to bring the other one with them. Wait.. what are you saying? Pack your things. SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIM

Leonard. Do you remember what Section 9, Subsection C, Paragraph 5 of the roommate agreement is? *Sigh* No Sheldon. What is it. Section 9, Subsection C, Paragraph 5 states that in the event one of us gets into Super Smash Bros., they are required to bring the other one with them. Wait.. what are you saying? Pack your things. SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIM

avatar Isabella Lewis
Something is wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.

Something is wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Hey Sheldon. Hello. What can I do for you ladies? You have something we want. Oh, dear. My mother warned me this is what happened to pretty boys in the big city.

Hey Sheldon. Hello. What can I do for you ladies? You have something we want. Oh, dear. My mother warned me this is what happened to pretty boys in the big city.

avatar jojo9
What does it mean? Oh, come on, you went to college. Yes, but I was 11.

What does it mean? Oh, come on, you went to college. Yes, but I was 11.

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